Ministry of Tribute and War Loot—A Three Quote Science Fiction Story

I swore that I am getting back to work, and not letting the termination of my Amazon author account (by Meltdown Girl) get me down. 

Please enjoy the following flash sci-fi story.

Ministry of Tribute and War Loot—A Three Quote Science Fiction Story

[Quote 1]


“While you are in Cairo, be sure to visit the Hub Museum of the Ministry of Tribute and War Loot, where you can see such treasures as the Mona Lisa, the 1776 American Declaration of Independence, and the Khan Verdant Automaton.” –Granny Charlie’s Guide to New Egypt 

 [Quote 2]

“To this day, tribute and neogild continues to flow into the New Egyptian Space Empire, simply because the Nese are still technically at war with every damn fool nation that declared the Order of the Seven to be war criminals during the panic that followed Ascension Day. While some countries (such as the Protectorate States of America) use the continued existence of New Egypt as a population control bugaboo, most countries have (over the course of the past century) extended potential armistices and official recognition of the legitimacy of the First Pharaoh and her technowitch sisters.

Of which, the Order of the Seven have accepted—exactly—zero. “As a result, all Post-Collapse civilizations know that it is only a matter of time before a spacepod of astromarines descend upon their cultural center to ‘rescue’ art treasures that are believed to be the property of the Seven Queens of Egypt. Most curators have discovered that it is best that the artifact goes willingly, for starhogs are not above blowing up a few innocent exhibits to drive home the price of continued resistance to the long arm of Egyptian jurisprudence.” –Copper Stars: Space Police or Terrorist Organization (Homer Milton Dante)

[Quote 3]


“What legal right did the Museum of Cairo have to seize the Rosetta Stone? Every legitimate governor of Egypt—whether Colonial, Democratic, or Caliphate—has always agreed that the Rosetta Stone was the property of His Majesty, the King of the United Dominions. We English rightfully took the Rosetta Stone from the marauding French army, and we have faithfully protected it ever since. A Scottish-Spanish fraud of a queen and her purple-clad minions should not be allowed to run roughshod over innocent bystanders, intent on looting and pillaging the art and cultural heritage of the world like some rabid Viking raider.” –Lord Abdullah Akbar Avanindra the Third, Keeper of the Commonwealth Heritage Museum, interviewed by Holonews Cat31

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